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That idiot Al Gore at manbearpig.net is spreading propaganda against me and this website. Send him hate mail at AlGore@manbearpig.net!

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Welcome to my new website, it is all about ME, Manbearpig. There will be news about me, Al Gore’s latest attempts to destroy me, and how harmless I am. MMMMMMMMM, fresh human… SNORK! Oh excuse me, now where was I again? Oh right, remember that I am extremely harmless…