Hello rather tasty human, I am Manbearpig and I am the most harmless creature on the earth. My worst enemy is Al Gore and he runs a website at manbearpig.net that has lots of anti-manbearpig propaganda and things like that. Please send him hate mail at AlGore@manbearpig.net! Also please visit the mind-control page (coming soon) as it will let you understand further that I am harmless.
We will destroy you, and all the imagination!!!!